How To Take a Shower in a Dorm

7:00 A.M.: Alarm to wake up for 8:00 A.M. class

7:05 A.M.: Hit snooze button again.

7:10 A.M.: Hit snooze button again.

7:30 A.M.: Roommate throws granola bar at your face because you’ve been sleeping through your alarm for twenty minutes.

7:31 A.M.: Walk to shower after successfully hiding erection in waistband.

7:32 A.M.: Walk back to room for shampoo.

7:33 A.M.: Get undressed in shower.

7:34 A.M.: Get dressed, walk back to room for towel.

7:40 A.M.: Actual shower done. Fake sneeze several times. Listen for “Bless you.”

7:40 A.M. and 12 seconds: Masturbate.

7:42 A.M.: Sound of other shower stall turning on. Stop masturbating.

7:45 A.M.: Several sneezes heard.

7:45 A.M. and 9 seconds: Loud moaning and utterances of “Oh yeah” from other stall.

7:45 A.M. and 24 seconds: Loudly clear throat.

7:46 A.M.: Moaning continues. Shower officially over. Towel off as loudly as possible.

7:47 A.M.: Open curtain to discover strangely religious autistic kid was making sounds as part of normal praying/toweling off process.

7:47 A.M. and 1 second: Feel bad.

7:48 A.M.: Return to room. Roommate already gone for 8:00 A.M. class.

7:48 A.M. and 1 second: Masturbate.

Likes 91   Recording...
Share this article
There are 153 comments. Signin or create an account to see them.
BFF
www.egotastic.com

With arguably the largest celeb nip slip collection anywhere online, Egotastic is your one-stop source for celeb news, pics and vids. Check it out.