BroooOOOoooOOO!!! What's good, bro? Bro, where have you been, this party started so long ago! You should have been here earlier, we've been drinking since 3:30. Freshman started showing up around 9. I swear, some of these freshman queers don't know Phi Kap party etiquette, man. Three chicks for every dude, am I right? Totally. But hey, I'm not complaining, a party's a party! Even with those freshman homos. But I guess they aren't so bad, at least they know bros before hoes! Some of these guys are total Phi Kap material, they know how to rock a collipop. Popped Collar, bro! By the way, yours is looking good, bro. Real good, cause like, your shirt matches your eyes... WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING BRO! Yuengling? Fuck that shit, we got Nattys tonight, bro! I'm getting straight up hammered, gonna fuck some freshman queer tonight, gonna be swee- What? Nah, bro, freshman bitches, I said freshman bitches. Why would I fuck a queer, dude? You saying I'm gay? Huh? Wait, are you gay? Cause, like, if you are, I'm totally coo- You're not? SWEET BRO. ME NEITHER. I LOVE HOES. Totally. Keg Stand! Dude, I just got the Halo 3 beta, it's in my room- you already played it? O, yeah, it did come out a while ago. O, I just got the new Guitar Hero 3, it's up in my room, it's fucking tight, bro! What? No, I didn't know it's not out yet. Well, I just got a sick new black light poster in my room, you've got to come check it out- you've got a stigma? What? Sucks dude, black lights rule, you're missing out. I love you. What? Nah, bro, we're bros! Bros! Like, Brrroooooossss! I love you, like, uh, a bro, bro! A bro!!! Come on, Brobo Cop, let's shotgun these beers! In my room! Together! Alright, sweet! You like Dave Matthews? My favorite song is Crash. You mind if I play it? Bro, check out my shoulders, I've been in the gym like crazy this week! Yeah, and my lats have gotten tight as hell! Let me see your six pack, bro. Come on, let me see! Just take your shirt off, man. Please? Bro, those are sweet! And your pecs are tight, tighter than an asshole! My asshole! Sick bro, sick... Man, I love Natty, I'm so fucked up, I don't even think I'll remember any of this tomorrow. You seriously have sweet eyes, bro, looking into them is like... a Brohemian Rhapsody! Bro! You're not driving home, are you? You should totally crash here, my bed's big enough. No way man, give me your keys, I'm serious. Dude, keep your shirt off, you've worked hard for those abs! Where are you going? Bro, come back, I love you, bro! We're bros, man, bros.