Well into classes now, I’ve realized that I’ve forgotten many essential items for the school year. Knowing that everyone has this problem I’ve created a tactful way to get the stuff they need from their parents. Included is a list of the most commonly forgotten important items and where they are usually found. Just copy and paste this into your email and arrange items appropriately.
I left a ton of my stuff at home that I need you to send me immediately. You know that I’ve been worried about slipping into old habits, and I need this semester to be the one that I really excel. It is very important that I have this stuff; otherwise I fear I won’t be able to do my best this semester. I know you understand. I have very little time to talk let alone argue because of my hectic schedule of class and work study, so I don’t want to argue. Please just send these things and all will be explained when I have time, even if it’s not until Thanksgiving. I prepared a list with what I left behind and where it can be found.
Mp3 player (it can record, I need it for lectures) behind the computer.
Birth Control (to control my mood swings) in my top drawer.
Copy of Catcher in the on my shelf.
Bag of Oregano (I’m learning to cook! you should be proud) in my guitar case.
Socks in my bottom drawer.
Spice Grinder (saves so much time in preparation) in my guitar case.
Calculator in my desk.
Postage Scale (to way the proper amounts of spices) in my guitar case.
Grandpa’s Pen on my dresser.
Sandwich Baggies (to hold my spices) in my guitar case.
Duct Tape on my nightstand.
Hand-blown Glass Figurine (I accidentally burned something in it) in my guitar case.
Cell phone on my desk.
Barely 18 Magazines (I’m taking Photography and Anatomy) on my nightstand.
Hand Lotion on my nightstand.
Ruler on my nightstand.
Exotic Plant and Grow-Light (to brighten up the room) in the crawl space, in
between the bathroom and the kitchen. To disarm the bear-traps throw the
nearby brick at the center and make sure to avoid the bucket of pee.
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