1) Drink. A LOT. Pregame with 8 or 9 shots of vodka/gin/rum/151 before you head out for the night. Once you arrive, be sure to sign up for a game of pong. If you suck at pong, sign up several times, using aliases. Be sure to fill your cups up all the way - you don't want people thinking you're a wuss. After the pong, head over to the flip cup table and play that for about a half-h
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by Aaron Karo at UPenn
by Tommy Wilder at SUNY Geneseo
by Amir Blumenfeld at UC Berkeley
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
So many different shows, you won't realize they're exactly the same!
Pretty accurate portrayal of the journey through life.
A Salt-n-Pepa parody that proves you can't spell "sensual" without "SMS."
she must give great head, otherwise this would be totally unacceptable.
He also ate $50,000 in non-consecutive, unmarked bills and his gun. The judge said the time he spent on the toilet was punishment enough.
Every American knows the story of the First Thanksgiving, when the Wampanoag Indians saved the Pilgrims from starvation and the two peoples celebrated with a feast. Lesser known is the "Second Thanksgiving." Like most Holidays, there was a lot of agg