Ben Bailey pulls up to the next unsuspecting player on Church St.

A drunken, angry guy and his girlfriend stumble into the van.

Guy: Look, I don't see why you have to act like this, you know I have a big presentation due Friday and I really need to let off some steam.

Girl: I told you earlier, it's not a good time of the month. Jesus, just lay off.

Ben Bailey: How you guys doing tonight?

Guy: Hey, fuck you asshole, just take us to 55th and Madison.

Girl: Wow, there's the charm I fell in love with. Jesus, he was just being polite. I'm really sorry, he's had a little too much to drink tonight.

Ben Bailey: Hey that's OK, because guess what?

Lights go off, music plays.

Guy: What have you done now? Am I under arrest?

Girl: Oh my God, you're Benjamin Bailey! Shut up, Duane, we could win some money tonight!

Ben Bailey: That's right, you're in the Cash Cab! It's a game show that takes place right here in my -

Guy pukes all over the back seat

Guy: Oh, man. I feel awesome! Hey you're Ben Bailey! Have you already started the questions?

Girl: He was about to before you puked everywhere back here. Can I just handle all the answers? He's not really in the right condition to...

Ben Bailey: Ohhh, actually he's sitting in the answer seat, he'll be responsible for your official answers.

Girl: Great. Look douchebag, just say exactly what I tell you and we can get back the rent you blew on that stupid foosball table.

Guy: Hey, fuck you! That's the best investment I've made in this relationship. God knows that diamond didn't really do what I thought it would.

Ben Bailey: OK, well we've only got about 10 blocks left, so here's your first question...

Muffled insults and fighting ensues in back seat, something about "3 months, Brenda. It's been 3 MONTHS"

...The Discovery Channel's hit show Survivorman is about surviving in the world's harshest environments. What is the name of the daring host of this show?

Guy: That asshole? Everyone knows Man vs. Wild is better, that pussy doesn't even have to escape the wild. That's a bullshit question, I'm not answering it. Nobody knows his name anyway, what a douche.

Girl: Shut up, jackass! It's Les Stroud. LES STROUD!

Guy: Don't tell me what to do, I won't speak his name. He's an embarrassment to all men.

Ben Bailey: Oh, I'm sorry, the answer was Les Stroud. Well here we are, I'm afraid you didn't answer any of the questions I asked. But hey, you got a free cab ride, right?

Guy relieves himself all over the backseat, diarrhea is everywhere.

Guy: Well here we are! You want to come upstairs for some lovin', honey?

Girl (mumbling): I hate you so much.

Guy: Alright then, hey thanks for the ride, Gus.

A disturbed and disappointed Ben Bailey drives away, goes home, and beats his wife.