-Wear a shirt that says "Can you BEER me now?" like you're fourteen and drinking still makes you different and cool
-Dance at 'Indie Rock Dance Night' like everyone is watching and critiquing your clothes, hair, and knowledge of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah lyrics
-Masturbate like you haven't so much as kissed a girl since last fall and if you think really hard, you can probably remember what a vagina feels like
-Steal a bottle of Mad Dog from the drug store like nobody's watching
-Bury your deceased loved one at the haunted pet cemetery like they aren't going to come back as a bloodthirsty monster just like the last several times you tried it
-Eat a McGriddle like you're not going to have severe and explosive diarrhea by the time you get to work
-Dance like nobody's watching like nobody's watching Comedy Central's "Lil Bush"
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