5. "An Inconvenient Fuck" starring Al Gore and Hillary Clinton
4. "If the dick don't fit you must acquit" starring OJ Simpson and white women
3. "No Pussy Left Behind, well except this one" starring George Bush and Condeleza Rice
2. "Lesbian Crevices" starring Rosie Odonell and a bowling pin
1. "Holy Fucking Shit" starring Jesus Christ and shit
by brian at USC
by Owen Parsons
by Chase Mitchell at Auburn
Owner of a Lonely Heart and Smooth Criminal, violin style. Classic music just got more classical.
Things look a little different when you're intoxicated...
A cavalcade of Hollywood stars give Americans a dozen reasons not to visit the polls this November.
Fight Club, Home Alone and your other favorite films just got a lot shorter.
"The American People are attending Economic Crisis '08"
Through some housing error, a university put all Resident Advisors on the same floor. This is that floor.
The real lyrics are finally released
Yet another reason not to fall asleep in the commons room.