The Roommate that never really understood sports

by Ross on September 18, 2007

Dan joins his roommate Brian on the couch and tries very hard to fit in despite not knowing anything about sports.

Dan: Hey cool the soccer match is on.

Brian: Hmm? No, it's football.

Dan: Well yeah, I mean like how they call it soccer in Europe.

Brian: Nope, you mean how they call soccer football in Europe?

Dan: Pff same thing.

Brian: Not really.

Dan: Anywho, which group are you rooting for?

Brian: Well I like the Jets this year, so I'm hoping they can pull it together and make it to the playoffs. How about you?

Dan: Hmm, yes Jets are fun, but personally I prefer... [squints at screen]... Bal's in this bout.

Brian: What?

Dan: I know I know they don't seem like the best team right now but I believe that they have the gumption to...

[Brian cuts him off]

Brian: No, really what are you talking about? Hold on, are you just reading the City abbreviations next to the scores? Do you mean Baltimore?

Dan: Oh, you don't call them the Bal's? I guess that's just what we call them back home. Bal-boyz.

Brian: Aren't you from Cape Cod?

Dan: Yeah, why? OH JEEZ! That guy in the green jumpsuit just knocked over the guy with the ball, oh he's going to be getting a foul for that.

Brian: You don't know anything about sports do you?

Dan: .... teach me?

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