American Whites – Werther’s originals, pistachios, sunflower seeds, Life cereal, vitamins
American Blacks – chicken necks, collie-greens, watermelon seeds, pork rinds, Hi-C mix
Asians– Ramen noodles, Duck gizzards, Cat butt-holes, Dog penii, Scat
Mexicans – Guacamole, beans, sombreros, maracas, sweat
Indians (red dot variety) – Curry, Nothing touched by the hands of a woman, computer chips, body hair, goat testicles
Iraqis – dirt, sand, rocks, dirt, blood of the innocent
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