
American Whites – Werther’s originals, pistachios, sunflower seeds, Life cereal, vitamins
American Blacks – chicken necks, collie-greens, watermelon seeds, pork rinds, Hi-C mix
Asians– Ramen noodles, Duck gizzards, Cat butt-holes, Dog penii, Scat
Mexicans – Guacamole, beans, sombreros, maracas, sweat
Indians (red dot variety) – Curry, Nothing touched by the hands of a woman, computer chips, body hair, goat testicles
Iraqis – dirt, sand, rocks, dirt, blood of the innocent
by Mike
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
by Jim Dunson
Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
"The economy is still f*cked."
Funny Cartoon
Somebody makes Cookie Monster's cookies more... special.
Your favorite classic games get renamed.
Amir ambushes Streeter and his girlfriend at a Yankee Game by having Streeter unknowingly propose to her via JumboTron.
Recessions affect everybody, from Baltic to Broadway.
It's not you...it's me. We just don't drunk text as well as we used to.
Operation "Waste Time and Resources" was a complete success.
For Rick Astley, 2008 has been a year with many things to be thankful for.