-“Wanna Be Startin Somethin”
A sexual relationship with a twelve year old boy
-“You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal”
Well, half right
-“Beat It”
To pictures of twelve year old boys
-“The girl is mine”
Ummm…no
-“Ben”
Just a really sweet song about a rat
-“It don’t matter if you’re black or white”
Or indecisive
-“I Wanna Rock With You”
If you’re twelve and a boy
-“Pretty Young Thing”
Thriller was so good that no one even saw this as a warning sign
-“Who’s bad?”
Well I dunno, but I do know who settles out of court to avoid 2nd degree felony charges. I guess that wasn’t as catchy though.
-“Off the Wall”
Yeah that’s about right
by Andy & Dave
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Nat Tingley
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
A handy flowchart showing how Thanksgiving night will probably go if you're a college student home from school.
Thanksgiving is coming up, and you know what that means: there's a pretty good chance you're getting dumped this holiday season. Just so you're not caught off guard, here are the emotional stages that you will undoubtedly experience.
I can't wait for him to grow hair so I can give him a swirlee.
The horror... the horror
Recording...
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