The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesThe Professor was talking about how General Marius taking revenge towards the end of his life put a tarnish on his legacy:
Professor: So what happened at the end of Marius' life that put a damper on his political and military career?
Genius: Uh, he died?
In a class of 14 the professor starts off with a story about his son's 6th birthday.
Blondie: Aw how cute. How old was he before?
While reading an article about freedom of the press written in in the 1640s...
Smarty: When the author mentions liberty is he talking about the United States?
While discussing things that can affect your sleep...
Professor: Sleep Apnea can be helped by a surgery that shaves down or removes the uvula.
The Brilliance: What does the vagina have to do with snoring?
Valedictorian: (looking through a diffraction tube) Which eye do I use?
Professor: The one at the eyepiece.
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Cyanide & Happiness
"Heartless outfielder catches the last home run attempt of his terminally ill opponent."
Times New Roman and friends battle the forces of evil.
An illustration of the difference between sober and drunk.
100% gibberish and still funnier than Carlos Mencia.
Firefox announced exciting new features- here are 5 of the best ones.
Now That's My Kinda Bar Tender.
They say that justice is blind, he's also mute.
An montage of cinema's most gruesome thumbed eye-gouges, from "Blade Runner" to "Evil Dead."
Pure domination on all levels.
I think this commercial is trying to rob me.