Last Minute Halloween Costumes For Dudes

Me Tomorrow Morning
I can foresee the future!

Requirements:

  • Markers
  • No sense of decency




Pregnant Man
I hope this thing likes beer.

Requirements:

  • Pillow
  • Large shirt
  • An appreciation for the movie Junior




Risky Business
I knew I brought that candlestick to school for a reason.

Requirements:

  • White button down shirt
  • Underwear
  • Tissue paper to stuff the underwear
  • Sunglasses
  • Socks
  • Candlestick




Clark Kent
These glasses are giving me a headache.

Requirements:

  • Suit
  • Blue long sleeved shirt
  • Glasses
  • Muscles




Sperm
Maybe I will meet an egg tonight!

Requirements:

  • White turtle neck
  • White pants
  • Duct tape
  • White swim cap
  • Willingness to admit you own a turtle neck


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