Last Minute Halloween Costumes For Girls

Guy
Sup, bro?

Requirements:

  • A boyfriend who likes sh*tty sports teams.
  • Eye-liner




Facebook Wall
I can't wait to get poked

Requirements:

  • Large poster board
  • Markers
  • Basic motor skills




iPod Ad
Finally, everyone can see how well I dance

Requirements:

  • Bright poster board
  • Black shirt
  • Black pants
  • Black hat
  • iPod
  • No fear of being hit by a car




Mother and Child
This guy is so getting laid.

Requirements:

  • Vacuum cleaner hose
  • Old jeans
  • Tighty whities
  • A guy desperate enough to do anything for you




Anything!
Whatever.

You're a girl, you can get away with wearing literally anything.



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