| 1. The Role of Male Companionship in Overpopulated Living Spaces | A. Arrested Development |
| 2. The Degradation of the Music Industry Vs. The Rise of Cellular Communications | B. American Idol |
| 3. The Downward Spiral of Barroom Culture and the People that Inhabit it | C. Grey's Anatomy |
| 4. The Rise and Fall of the Wealth of the Middle Class | D. Cheers |
| 5. Evolution of the Nuclear Family manipulated by the World it Inhabits | E. Full House |
| 6. Corruption of the Disappearing Upper Class | F. One Tree Hill |
| 7. Sexual Exploits of the Average Hospital Worker | G. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air |
| 8. Sexual Exploits of the Average High School Student | H. Everybody Loves Raymond |
| 9. Sexual Exploits of the Average Octogenarian | I. The Wonder Years |
| 10. Integration of Working Class into Upper Class Settings and its Racial/Cultural Effects | J. Golden Girls |
| 11. The Unfair Treatment of Women in Male-centric World | K. South Park |
| 12. A Discourse on Homosexual/Heterosexual Amalgamation | L. Wheel of Fortune |
| 13. A Study of Community in South Western America and its Inability to Follow Current Social Norms | M. Will and Grace |
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Brock Smeenk
by Kevin Corrigan at Rowan
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