The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesGenius in the Back: Are wet dreams, like, real?
Professor: Wet dreams are nocturnal emissions.
Genius: Right but are they real?
-silence-
Professor: ... so the Pope settled the dispute with the Line of Demarcation...
The Brain (interrupting): Wait, was it a real line?
Professor tries to make a stupid joke about people not turning in a term paper then the slightly special kid asks a question back
Professor: I know some of you didn't turn it in, probably just procrastinated until it was to late. I can relate though. . . in college I was going to join the procrastinators' club, but I never got around to it.
The Brilliance: Why not?
The Professor was discussing how the flood in the Epic of Gilgamesh paralleled that of the flood in the bible, yet the epic of Gilgamesh was written over a thousand years before the bible.
Blondie: So, how could the flood happen in Gilgamesh if it really happened in the bible?
Professor is talking about jet engines.
Genius: "Would the exhaust coming out of the engine be hot?"
by CH Staff
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
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