105% issue #35

by 105%-O-Matic on October 15, 2007

105% - soon to be a major motion picture
Deaf Buddhist Proverbs
- What is the sound of two hands clapping?
- If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
- What is the noise my daughter emits when she is smiling/shaking? Is this laughter?
-Amir Blumenfeld
An apple a day keeps anyone away if your throw it hard enough.
-Patrick Cassels
I choose to spend my time thinking about the good in my life rather than the bad. It takes less time that way. So I can masturbate more.
-Tom Sunnergren
Sports News for People Who Hate Sports
- Baseball's almost over. The Yankees are out.
- Football!!!!
- Hockey?
-Jeff Rubin
Before Rodney Dangerfield Found His Comedic Voice
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. We had sex."
-Dan Gurewitch
According to Wikipedia monkeys have a clitoris, but damned if I can find it. Whatever, I've learned a bag of bananas will make her just as excited.
-Brian Paulsen
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