1. Throw that bounce away- your a hippy cleaning your clothes is fascist and besides only corporate americans smell nice
2. Start listening to shitty Jam band music like Dave Matthews Band- DMB is awesome and he's so in tune with the way things are today he's no sell out. I mean did you hear that sax solo in his new album it's crunchy.
3. Become a Vegetarian, and tell everyone about it- Nothing say hippy likeI'm on a stupid trip andI dont eat meat and everyone should know what they do to chickens; you know they hurt them I mean its sick I have some literatureI could give you wait one sec.
CONGRATS : You are now a first semester of college know it all hippy
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