

Ability to run for public office in the future
Facebook Zombie bites
Real zombie bites
Likelihood you're a vampire
Amount you care what other people think of you
Amount you think other people care about you
by Dan Gurewitch at Syracuse
by CH Staff
by Jeff Rubin at Penn State
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor