Hot Halloween Costumes 2007

by CH Staff on October 30, 2007
You've been keeping up with current events all year, and now it finally pays off. Put on these Halloween getups and prepare to truly scare your friends... with your uncanny timeliness!

Dick in a Box

Requirements:

  • Black shades and gold chain
  • Colorful undershirt and blazer
  • Gift-wrapped box attached to waist (with your d*ck inside)

Barry Bonds

Requirements:

  • San Francisco Giants uniform
  • Stuffing for enhanced biceps
  • Ambiguously gay gold earring

McLovin'

Requirements:

  • Reading Glasses
  • Brown suede vest over white collared shirt
  • Hawaiian driver's license

Light-Bright Mooninite

Requirements:

  • Black posterboard
  • Christmas lights
  • Your middle finger

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Requirements:

  • Polyester suit (no tie)
  • Grizzly beard
  • Underground nuclear weapons arsenal
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