You've been keeping up with current events all year, and now it finally pays off. Put on these Halloween getups and prepare to truly scare your friends... with your uncanny timeliness!
Dick in a Box
Requirements:
- Black shades and gold chain
- Colorful undershirt and blazer
- Gift-wrapped box attached to waist (with your d*ck inside)
Barry Bonds
Requirements:
- San Francisco Giants uniform
- Stuffing for enhanced biceps
- Ambiguously gay gold earring
McLovin'
- Reading Glasses
- Brown suede vest over white collared shirt
- Hawaiian driver's license
Light-Bright Mooninite
- Black posterboard
- Christmas lights
- Your middle finger
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Polyester suit (no tie)
- Grizzly beard
- Underground nuclear weapons arsenal
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