by Kate Spencer November 01, 2007

Happy Two Days After Halloween, everyone! It's a good thing that I dressed as a slutty Dog the Bounty Hunter, because he's suddenly become relevant in our precious little gossip world. Let's go!
Looks like our friend Dog Chapman - Hawaii's best bounty hunter - has found himself in a little bit (okay, a sh*tload) of trouble after his racist rant to his son over the phone got recorded and leaked all over the internet. Whoops! His show is currently on hold and his butt is about to get Imused. Use your words wisely, friends! Also, don't be a racist a**hole. [WWTDD]
And now, a reminder that people who have everything still manage to look like sh*t:
Britney's in charge of the fug, ya'll! There she is on Halloween lookin' all beat. I'd hit it thought. I bet she's got no undies on in that cat suit. [IDLYITW]
Brit got screwed in her custody battle this week, though you can't tell from the pics. K-Fed is keeping custody, and while in court Brit cried and took a lot of bathroom breaks. She even told a reporter - when asked how it was going in the courtroom: "Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it." SERIOUSLY. But, she does all those things, so it's cool. [WWTDD, DListed]
Here is a peace offering for all that Britney crap:
COCO! And more Coco:


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