Advantages:
1) Can eat whatever I want2) Huge Poops (See first advantage)
3) Authentic Santa for Christmas4) Sit on people that make me mad
5) Win “deepest bellybutton” contest
6) Use own breasts as masturbation material when lonely
7) Handi-capped parking
8) Don’t have to exercise
9) More time for Star Wars action figure battles (See eighth advantage)
10) Flatulence less audible due to flaps of flub
Disadvantages:
1) Bed sores
2) Inability to apply ointment to bed sores
3) Disappearance of genitalia
4) Blood turns to gravy
5) Hands become greasy from constant consumption of fried foods
6) Star Wars action figures become greasy (See fifth disadvantage)
7) Can only have sex with fat chicks (Advantage?)
8) Can only walk short distances (Advantage?)
9) Kids use stomach as trampoline
10) Develop fear of trampolines (See ninth advantage)
by Mike
by CH Staff
by Tom Philip
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
A handy flowchart showing how Thanksgiving night will probably go if you're a college student home from school.
Thanksgiving is coming up, and you know what that means: there's a pretty good chance you're getting dumped this holiday season. Just so you're not caught off guard, here are the emotional stages that you will undoubtedly experience.
The horror... the horror
I can't wait for him to grow hair so I can give him a swirlee.
Recording...
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