10. Top Ten Words That Pop Into My Head Right Now
9. Top Ten Lunch Specials On This Chinese Menu I Found
8. Top Ten Daytime Judge Shows I Have Seen
7. Top Ten Items I Will Purchase at Duane Reed After The Show
6. Top Ten Merlots I’ve Ever Had
5. Top Ten Ingredients That Go Into This Bottle of Diet Pepsi I am Drinking
4. Top Ten First Names of Ten People I Know
3. Top Ten Numbers From One to Ten
2. Top Ten Fun Creaky Sounds I Can make With This Chair
1. Top Ten Fingers on My Hands
by CH Staff
by Mike Trainor
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
Georgia is no longer friends with Russia.
A hip-hop tribute to life's most uncomfortable moments.
This suit looks like it's covered in rollerblade wheels that allow the man to travel frighteningly fast down the Swiss Alps. The best thing about this whole operation is how obviously safe it is.
"...Also, that scene in Half Past Dead where I break the drug dealer's neck in 9 places is a thinly veiled Buddhist allegory."
A CEO's wife faces the wrath of her husband's co-workers.
and liquor
also: awesome bewbage