The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Mt. San Antonio College, Arcadia, California Submitted by Jon

  The Brilliance: Isn't it true that babies can breathe underwater?

• B) SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, New York Submitted by Pete

  Professor was talking about neuromuscular control
  
  Lady Brain: What do you mean? Is it the, like, muscle's mind?

• C) Iona College, Bronx, New York Submitted by Cat

  The professor was discussing the dominant way of thinking during the bubonic plague.
  
  Professor: The bubonic plague killed approximately one third to one half of Europe during the Medieval period.
  
  Genius: Was that recently?

• D) SUNY Farmingdale, Smithtown, New York Submitted by Rich

  Professor is describing paintings and their vanity towards death
  
  Professor: This painting represtents the Day of the Dead which is the Mexican hoiday that occurs November first and second.
  
  Einstein II: Is the Day of the Dead Cinco de Mayo?

• E) Columbia University, Morristown, New Jersey Submitted by Lara

  In an AP history class from high school...
  
  Blondie: Wait, so, like, what's the District of Columbia? Is that in South America?
  

  Teacher: It's where our nation's capital is.
  

  Blondie: Ohhhhh.... so that's what D.C. is.