It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

• Live in Canada, or be dead? From Mike
• Live in a world where Hitler never gained power, or live in a world where Norbit was never made? From Spencer
• Have a Moonraker Laser in the stacks with body armor, or have a Golden Gun without body armor in the Complex? From Brant
• Be the inventor of the beer bong, or the inventor of the bong? From Capt Morgan
• Digg it, or Like it? From Capt Morgan
• Skate, or Die? From Anthony
• Have your dick shrink 1/8 of an inch every year for the rest of your life , or have your dick grow an inch for the rest of your life? From brian
• Find out that your sister is on your favorite porn site, or find out that your sister is on your least favorite porn site? From Leopold
• Bang Jessica Alba once, or be able to summon a death squad of Spartan Warriors at will? From P
• Orgasm when you fart, or Fart when you orgasm? From Justin
• Fall in love with a girl who had warts all over her feet, or pimples all over her ass? From Brandon

Finally, this week's winner of the Really, Really Bitter Award is Ryan, who sent in this.

• Fall for the coolest girl ever or find out that f*ckin skank is cheatin on you with the douchebag from the third floor? From Ryan

Congratulations Ryan, you have brightened the day for everyone out there but yourself.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.