Urgency of defecation break
Amount of turnips eaten
Amount of mashed potatoes eaten
Wine drunk
Tolerability of own family
Attractiveness of second cousin
by 105%-O-Matic at Bucks County Community College
by CH Staff
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's like a TV show that makes you want to buy body wash.
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
Recording...
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