Soulja Child: Dad, can I talk with you about something?
Soulja Boy: Sure, son. What up, son?
Soulja Child: Lately I've been having problems with my girlfriend, and I was wondering if you have any advice.
Soulja Boy: Hmm. Have you tried Supermanning that hoe?
Soulja Child: Dad, she's not a hoe!
Soulja Boy: Answer the question.
Soulja Child: Yes, I tried Supermanning the hoe. That's the first thing I tried.
Soulja Boy: Hmm, this is indeed a tough situation. Have you tried...I don't know - cranking dat Soulja Boy?
Soulja Child: Yes.
Soulja Boy: Crankin' dat Roosevelt?
Soulja Child: Yeah.
Soulja Boy: Crankin' dat Robocop?
Soulja Child: Yep.
Soulja Boy: Supersoaking the ho?
Soulja Child: Yes.
Soulja Boy: Are you SURE you tried Supermanning dat hoe?
Soulja Child: (annoyed) Yes, dad, I'm sure!
Soulja Boy: Sorry, sorry, it's just...it's just I always Superman the hoe. Is it possible she was getting mad because you got you some bathin' apes?
Soulja Child: I don't have any bathin' apes, Dad.
Soulja Boy: (laughs) Oh..you're serious. Wow, you've got a lot of growing up to do. Someday you'll grow up, someday you'll become a Boy.
by Paul Frank at University of Wisconsin - Stevens Point
by Jeff Rubin at Penn State
by Tom Philip
The ghost of collegiate past may visit.
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
Now they probably won't be invited to the neighbors' over-the-top Christmas party either...
Some games can be a real headache to play.
His organ donor card also lists his beard.
FENWAY PARK IS ON ITS FEET FOR TEDDY F*CKIN' BALLGAME! (A Halloween costume of Eli Roth from Inglourious Basterds)
Recording...
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