Soulja Child: Dad, can I talk with you about something?
Soulja Boy: Sure, son. What up, son?
Soulja Child: Lately I've been having problems with my girlfriend, and I was wondering if you have any advice.
Soulja Boy: Hmm. Have you tried Supermanning that hoe?
Soulja Child: Dad, she's not a hoe!
Soulja Boy: Answer the question.
Soulja Child: Yes, I tried Supermanning the hoe. That's the first thing I tried.
Soulja Boy: Hmm, this is indeed a tough situation. Have you tried...I don't know - cranking dat Soulja Boy?
Soulja Child: Yes.
Soulja Boy: Crankin' dat Roosevelt?
Soulja Child: Yeah.
Soulja Boy: Crankin' dat Robocop?
Soulja Child: Yep.
Soulja Boy: Supersoaking the ho?
Soulja Child: Yes.
Soulja Boy: Are you SURE you tried Supermanning dat hoe?
Soulja Child: (annoyed) Yes, dad, I'm sure!
Soulja Boy: Sorry, sorry, it's just...it's just I always Superman the hoe. Is it possible she was getting mad because you got you some bathin' apes?
Soulja Child: I don't have any bathin' apes, Dad.
Soulja Boy: (laughs) Oh..you're serious. Wow, you've got a lot of growing up to do. Someday you'll grow up, someday you'll become a Boy.
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