"BRB. Gotta take a sh*t."
- Elvis Presley
"At least no one will remember me for this terrible disease."
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"This is really rather exciting! Let's lose them in the tunnel!"
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"(Whispering) So, wait, does THAT lady know that THAT guy is the cousin? Sh*t, I totally missed whatever she just sai--"
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"Oooooo, knife party!! Why didn't anyone tell me? Brutus?"
- Julius Caesar
"They... were... just... magic tricks."
- Jesus Christ
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