What are these people doing in this kitchen?

Did that British asshole and his fake wife just have a sleepover? Why is that old hag there and why won't she ash her cigarette? These people clearly aren't related so what on earth are they doing there? And why do we need to know that fat, bald guys name is Berman and that he likes to party? Our we to believe that this rag tag group of losers are actually friends? I'm surprised that the director didn't make the group more diverse.Wouldn'tit havebeen better ifall nine white people were showinga fifteen year old Haitian boy how to use the Magic Bullet?

Why are these people so excited about the Magic Bullet?

If I was at someone's house and they started spouting of bullshit about some crappy blender I would leave. Who wants to hear about what you can make with it for forty-five minutes? It can make chocolate mouse, really? Do you think Berman came when he saw the chocolate mouse? Smart money is on yes.

But what about frozen drinks for a party?

The entire commercial they won't shut up about gettingthe party started. Did they just wake up from a party the night before and now they're going to startpartying again? They're wearing fucking bathrobes and they're going to start drinking again. And how do you start a party when everyone who was invited is already sitting around and conversing? In cheesy English accent, "Okay guys, strip down naked, lets do some body shots and Berman tell me you remembered to bring the blow?"

Why can't Magic Bullet just film a regular crappy informercial?

Just tell us about the product and tell us how many easy payments it is. Who isn't tired of hearing a bunch of assholes yap about how great things are and give their own "personal experiences"? If the Extenzecreeps met up with the Magic Bullet drunks it would then be one hell of a party? Frozen daiquiris and hard ons for everyone! Hell at that party Berman and that old woman might even get laid. They'd be fucking eachother but it still counts.

Why do they run this informercial sixty-eight times between midnight and seven in the morning?

Who exactly is the Magic Bullets target audience? Insomniacs? Drunks? Petophiles (hence why Berman is there)? Can they not afford ad time during the hours that regular people keep? Orare those hours reserved for products that people actually give a damn about? Smart money is on yes.

In actuality the Magic Bullet Corporation is truly genius. The lameness of their infomercial is and continues to spark conversation about their shitty product. May you rot in hell Magic Bullet.