Santa and Rudolph on a Friday Night...

Santa: Yo! Rudolph! Whazzzzzzzzzzzzup?!

Rudolph: not too much…just drinking an egg nog…AND IT’S SPIKED AS SHIT

Santa: So we still going to the club tonight to pick up some Ho Ho Ho’s?!

Rudolph: Hells yeah son! After a couple drinks she’ll be spreading her “holiday cheer”

Santa: I’ll be needing some cookies with all that MILK ILL BE GETTING!!!

Rudolph: MILK! …that means boobs right?

Santa: You know she’ll be climbing down my Chimney to deliver some presents.

Rudolph: PRESENTS!

Santa: But she BEST be knowing that this is only a one night thing, Father Christmas only CUMS ONCE A YEAR!!@

Rudolph: ONCE A YEAR!

Santa: She’ll be staring at my NORTH POLE!!@!

Rudolph: GOOD ONE SANTA!!! HIGH FIVE!!

Santa: You know she’ll be like…uh….doing shit…

Rudolph: YEAH!

Santa: I like Christmas.

Rudolph: Me too…(sighs)

Santa: FAG! HAHA!

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