The New Facebook Application: The Poke Dictionary

by Erin Hicks on January 17, 2008
The Guilty Friend Poke: "Hey, remember me? I'm your best friend from middle school. Thank god you updated your profile picture, otherwise I would have forgotten you were alive. Are you alive?

The Sexual Innuendo Poke: "Hey, I saw you staring at me in Chemistry class. Let's 'study' sometime."

The Bored Brother Poke: "Poke."

The Last Resort Poke: "I've already messaged you, wrote on your wall, invited you to a game of Scrabble, and turned you in to a vampire. Next up: making a group dedicated to you."

The Networking Poke: "Hey, remember me, we worked together a year ago. Do you have a cool job yet? Hook it up, yo."

The Ambiguous Poke: "Hi, you don't know what this means, because you actually don't remember friend-ing me in the first place."

The After New Year's Eve Random Make-out Poke: "Hey. That was fun. It's midnight somewhere right now, you know."

The Dad Poke: "Look. I'm jiggy wit it."

The Poke-War Poke: "Hey. What's going on? What are you doing right now? How bout now? Now? Now? Please don't forget about me. Hi."

The Boss Poke: Time to de-activate your account.




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