Drew looks at me, I make a face so he will see
That he's not allowed to be within 200 feet of me
I'll call the cops this time, I fucking swear to God
Especially if you ask me to look at your ˜tripod'
¼o:p>
Drew talks to me, I cry cause it's so damn scary
That I can't even see anyone who could hear me scream
He says he's so in love, he'll finally have me now
I try to pepper spray him but I can't figure out how
¼o:p>
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only reason I bring mace with me out to my car
He's the guy in the bush, he keeps staring, don't know whyhe does
¼o:p>
Drew walks by me, then his ankle bracelet starts to beep
And there he goes, in custody
Finally he won't be able to stalk me
They better hold him tight, put his ass in cuffs
And strip search him so everyone can see that he stuffs
¼o:p>
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only reason I bring mace with me out to my car
He's the guy in the bush, he keeps staring, don't know whyhe does
¼o:p>
So I drive home alone, they take him out of sight
I'll put my handgun down and maybe
Get some sleep tonight
¼o:p>
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only reason I bring mace with me out to my car
He's the guy in the bush, he keeps staring, don't know whyhe does
¼o:p>
Drew looks at me, I make a smile cause I am free.
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