Burnett's

There comes a time in every college student's life when they HAVE to experience that night where they drank just way too much of a shitty liquor and/or beer. Tonight is one of those nights for me and my friends. We are in the midst of a game of liquor pong and the liquor we are using is burnett's. An undergrad student can buy a handle of burnett's for less than $15 here in raleigh. Mix with Kool-Aid lemonade mix and you are set for liquor pong. When a student wakes up the following morning from a night of drinking burnett's, aristocrat, or any other cheap liquor/beer they will know that they had an encouter with our lord and savior, the cheap alcoholic beverage. These nights can and possibly will lead to unwanted sexual encounters, often by the friend that decides to take the "grenade" for the team.¼div>

Now as I sip on my nasonex mug filled with burnett's I think of the other students that are in my shoes, putting down cheap liquors around the world, for the sake of getting shit faced.

Keep on drinking.

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