Freddie Prinze Jr., MD

by Brendan on January 22, 2008

Once his acting career stalled, Freddie Prinze Jr. started attending night school in order to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a doctor. This is a look into his offices.

Freddie Prinze Jr.: (Walking into the exam room) Yes- hello, Mr. Johnson, I'm Dr. Prinze.

Ted: You can just call me Ted, Doctor.. Prinze, is it?

FPJ: (Chuckles) Well, I mean, Dr. Prinze Jr. if you wanna get technical about things.

Ted: Alright then, Dr. Prinze Jr. So, do you have my test results?

FPJ: (Another, more forced laugh) Yes. I, Dr. Prinze Jr., do have your test results. And, you know, you could even call me Freddie, if you want.

Ted: That's fine, Doctor. I just can't wait any longer. I really just need to know.

FPJ: I understand that, Ted. Let me just come Down To You... (Sits on his stool and wheels over, smiling)

Ted: (Excitedly) Oh, so it's good news?

FPJ: Oh, no, not at all. You have cancer.

Ted: Oh my God, I'm going to die! Why God?! Why?! What's going to happen to me and.. and.. my wife?!

FPJ: Why?.. Would you say that She's All That? (Winks)

Ted: What are you talking about?! I just found out I have cancer...

FPJ: (Standing up, visibly upset) You know what, I was in the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies and Summer Catch, and I could go on and on. I mean, I'm married to Sarah Michelle Gellar for chrissakes. Seriously? This isn't ringing any bells?

Ted: (Sobbing) Oh my God...

FPJ: (Looks at him solemnly, places his hand on Ted's shoulder) Scooby Doo?