While in the middle of a beerpong game, I realized how much I dislike a lot of people. Everyone has houserules, and most everyone understands the whole "obide by houserules" idea, where it doesn't matter how the fuck you play, because it's not your house. Well basically at my friends apartment we drafted and posted up a rules sheet, in order to curb situations like the following.

Backstory: One of the specific rules we have is really a rule against a normally accepted rule (which I don't understand) stating that upon a shot where a ball hits the rim of one cup and landing into another, it still only counts as one cup. We DO play the bounce rule, but that's different seeing as how it is mainly intentional. Our argument against the double rim=double cup rule is, why reward a person who has in essence missed a cup and luckily made another? They're lucky they got the first cup, let alone handing them a second. Two of my friends that regularly hang out at my other friend's apartment were on the table, playing two girls. One of the girls gets the double rim shot and her boyfriend happens to be there (which is another story in itself, basically me and my friends were already on bad terms with this guy). SO it begins...

Boyfriend: Hey man that's two cups, it hit the rim first.
Friend on table: Naw man we don't play that way, check the rule sheet.
Boyfriend: That's a rule of beerpong, it hit one rim and landed in another cup that's two cups.
Friend on table: No, house rules we don't play that.
(now even the girlfriend on the table gets on our side)
Girlfriend: Hey [whatever his name is], they don't play that way.
Boyfriend: BUT ITS A RULE! (at this point said douche is getting really loud, keeping in mind we're in an apartment.
Me: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (probably the loudest shhhh of my life)
Boyfriend: Don't tell me to be quiet your friend is trying to cheat!
Me: Have you ever heard of house rules?
Boyfriend: Yeah no shit.
Me: Well this isn't your fucking house shut your mouth.