Comparison between My Cousin Vinny and my cousin, Vinny.
| My Cousin Vinny | my cousin, Vinny |
| Excellent One Liners | Does lines of coke |
| Oscar Winning Performances | Won "Craziest Driver" superlative in High School |
| Vinny is a lawyer. | Vinny works at Cracker Barrel. |
| Vinny is in a relationship with Marisa Tomei | Vinny jerks off to Marisa Tomei. |
| Judge Haller of the Beechum County Superior Courthouse cannot understand Vinny's antics | Judge Hopkins of the Hartford County Superior Courthouse cannot understand Vinny's antics |
| Hilarious situations in the courtroom. | Not so hilarious situations in the courtroom. |
| Vinny has a strong New York accent. | Vinny accidentally went to New York after taking the wrong train. |
| Lasted 120 minutes. | Lasted 120 minutes... at Manchester Community College. |
| Slept in a field. | Slept in a field because he was on an acid trip thinking he was in the film The Village. |
| Vinny uses his wit to out-smart a local citizen for pocket cash. | Vinny sells cigarettes to minors for pocket cash, using his wit? |
| Vinny tries to understand the culture of the Beechum County citizens. | May I remind you, he saw The Village. Seriously, I'm not kidding. |
| Joe Pesci has starred in many critically acclaimed films such as Raging Bull, Goodfellas, and Casino. | The Village! Come on! No one saw The Village. |
| Hero for Justice | Guitar Hero |
| Vinny is Joe Pesci | Vinny ran into Joe Pesci (on his accidental trip to New York) and asked him if he still keeps in touch with Macaulay Culkin. |
| My Cousin Vinny is always on TBS. | My cousin, Vinny, is always on TBS... watching Yes, Dear. |
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