The Weekly WYR

January 24th

by Jake Hurwitz January 24, 2008

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

Throw your own killer party, or have Corey Delaney do it for you? From Marc
Do a television advertismenet for Herpes medication, or see your dad doing a television advertisement for Erectile Disfunction? From Paul
Get eaten by the big monster in Cloverfield, or get eaten by the little monsters? From Pat
Never be able to eat pizza again, or never be able to give your grandfather a blowjob again? From Jeremy
Punch Ryan Seacrest in the face, or kick him in the back of the legs? From Oliver
In order to save the country, let every American pee in your ear, or live in outer space for a whole year with the only form of entertainment as Frogger? From e
Have Morgan Freeman narrate your life for everyone around you to hear, or three of the Four Tops behind you, echoing everything you say in three part harmony? From Dan
Look better naked, or dressed? From Tony
Have to end every face-to-face conversation by saying "F*ck You", or "Love You?" From Josh