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Your Girlfriend, Translated

by Streeter Seidell January 31, 2008


Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!

Are you going out with your friends tonight?
Are you going to make me cry tonight?
Let's fool around later.
Let's snuggle later.
My friend, John...
This guy who wants to bone me, John...
Wow, your bathroom stinks!
Wow, I just blew up your bathroom!
I'm soooo drunk.
I'm soooo about to embarrass you.
Ooh, can I borrow this DVD?
Ooh, this is coming to live with me now.
My dad is just protective.
My dad is just a dickhead.
Ugh, I look so fat.
Ugh, I look for compliments by insulting myself.
Ugh, that girl is such a slut.
Ugh, that girl is better looking than me.
What are you doing this weekend?
What are we doing this weekend?
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