Man Town Holidays

Well it that time of year again. The Super Bowl a very special day for ManTown. I know I look forward to it every year, even more that I look forward to other holidays we celebrate.. the NFL draft, falling on April 26th this year, of course Oct 1st-31st and not to forget March 12th, Ron Jeremy's Birthday. A man who proved it doesn't matter what you look like, or how rich you are or even the what the caliber of your character actually is but in fact that if your dong is big enough you can bang some of the hottest trim ever put together by god and plastic surgeons. But there is another very special day in February that we men often forget what being overshadowed by Mardi Gras and the Big Game. February 14th. That's right, the day when in 1859 Oregon became the 33rd State of America. Oh Oregon, what's not to love...your states flower produces a grape, that is then produced into wine and your home to "Hells Canyon"...lets here New Jersey boast that... and you outlawed self serve gas stations because hey, dummies can't spend their entire lives working in fast food.... You are after all the "Beaver State" need I say more? So lets not to forget to drink a beer on the 14th in her honor, Oregon... without you we would just have a trail

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