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Attendance is 1/3 of your grade.
Attendance is 0/3 of your grade.
The textbook makes a useful reference tool.
The textbook makes a useful paperweight.
I recently got tenure.
I recently stopped caring.
We'll be doing a lot of group work.
Five kids in the class will be doing "a lot of group work."
I'm published
I'm making you buy my book.
I'm a Ph.D.
I'm self important.
I post the class notes online.
I don't care if you show up.
I like class discussions.
I like wasting time.
Feel free to come to my office hours, even just to talk.
I'm so lonely.
Attached to the syllabus is my home phone number.
Seriously, I'm so f*cking lonely.
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