The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesTA: Ok, everyone take out your scantrons...
Village idiot: Is this test multiple choice?
Professor: How do you think Abraham Lincoln was elected even though abolition wasn't the most popular idea of the time?
The Brilliance: Well, obviously all those slaves voted for him, right?
Professor: Your test will consist of 85 questions but only 75 will count for a total of 150 points.
Girl: Will it say on the test which questions will count?
Professor: Really?
During the caves unit, we were learning about Carlsbad Caverns.
Einstein Jr.: Is that cave entirely underground?"
Professor: Now did you notice how W.E.B. Du Bois referred to the "mulatto" in last night's reading?
Geinus: Isn't that a kind of cookie?
by Cyanide & Happiness
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Mike Quigley at Fordham
"Heartless outfielder catches the last home run attempt of his terminally ill opponent."
Times New Roman and friends battle the forces of evil.
An illustration of the difference between sober and drunk.
100% gibberish and still funnier than Carlos Mencia.
Firefox announced exciting new features- here are 5 of the best ones.
Now That's My Kinda Bar Tender.
They say that justice is blind, he's also mute.
An montage of cinema's most gruesome thumbed eye-gouges, from "Blade Runner" to "Evil Dead."
Pure domination on all levels.
I think this commercial is trying to rob me.