Abortion - See Miscarriage.
Adultery - Not getting divorced.
Alcoholism - Having a good time.
Arrested - Mandatory vacation.
Anal - It really won't be that bad; also, I spent christmas with your family.
Break-up - I always knew I could be doing better.
Broke - Disinclined to saving money; also, Macaroni enthusiast.
Date Rape - Non-consenual sex; also, Trust me stay away from that guy.
Hangover - Excuse to keep drinking.
Herpes - Totally worth it, did you see what she looked like? .
Impotence - I am so drunk; also, You're really not that hot.
Intervention - Sobriety party.
Open Relationship - We've had better ideas.
Pregnancy - Life plan; also, Now he can't leave me.
Miscarriage - Easy way out.
Rehab - How I spent my summer vacation.
Repossession - I hated that car anyway: also, Now I won't have to pay for gas or
insurance.
Security Deposit - Money I don't care about.
Unemployment - Time to think.
Verbally Abusive Relationship - It could be worse; also, I shouldn't have to say I love you, you should know.
Adultery - Not getting divorced.
Alcoholism - Having a good time.
Arrested - Mandatory vacation.
Anal - It really won't be that bad; also, I spent christmas with your family.
Break-up - I always knew I could be doing better.
Broke - Disinclined to saving money; also, Macaroni enthusiast.
Date Rape - Non-consenual sex; also, Trust me stay away from that guy.
Hangover - Excuse to keep drinking.
Herpes - Totally worth it, did you see what she looked like? .
Impotence - I am so drunk; also, You're really not that hot.
Intervention - Sobriety party.
Open Relationship - We've had better ideas.
Pregnancy - Life plan; also, Now he can't leave me.
Miscarriage - Easy way out.
Rehab - How I spent my summer vacation.
Repossession - I hated that car anyway: also, Now I won't have to pay for gas or
insurance.
Security Deposit - Money I don't care about.
Unemployment - Time to think.
Verbally Abusive Relationship - It could be worse; also, I shouldn't have to say I love you, you should know.
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