1. Still-warm sweatpants, teddy bear fresh t-shirt
ELAPSED TIME: 45 seconds
2. Crisply ironed khakis, spring fresh boxers, starched shirt
ELAPSED TIME: 12 hours
3. Jeans, clean hoodie, boxers worn for like 5-minutes the day before (so still clean)
ELAPSED TIME: 3 days
4. Clean khakis, shirt, boxers with Febreze sprayed along asscrack area
ELAPSED TIME: 5 days
5. Wrinkled khakis with freshly purchased socks and boxers
ELAPSED TIME: 7 days
6. Jeans and hoodie with dirty boxers (now with rubbing alcohol instead of Febreze)
ELAPSED TIME: 10 days
7. Jeans and hoodie (no boxers)
ELAPSED TIME: 12 days
8. Jeans and hoodie (no boxers)
ELAPSED TIME: 13 days
9. Jeans and hoodie, see if boxers have become "air cleaned"
ELAPSED TIME: 15 days
10. Jeans and hoodie (no boxers)
ELAPSED TIME: 16 days
11. Sweatpants, no shirt, blue blazer
ELAPSED TIME: 18 days
12. Jeans and hoodie with stolen doggy menstruation diaper
ELAPSED TIME: 20 days
13. Post-Halloween clearance sale Superman costume
ELAPSED TIME: 25 days
14. Jeans and hoodie with Superman tights on inside (Febrezed along super asscrack)
ELAPSED TIME: 30 days
14. Tuxedo
ELAPSED TIME: 45 days
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
by David Siegel
by CH Staff
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Douchebags finally standing up and demanding respect...Douchebags have rights & feelings -- and the word ("douchebag") will no longer be a bad one. Hilarious VID...
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
In college no one cares what you wear to class, but they do care what you wear on Halloween. There are literally million of things you could dress up as; this is why your choice in costume says a lot about you. This is what you were saying this Hallo
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
Collection of babies eating lemons resulting in some of the cutest facial expressions. Super adorable and funny!
Recording...
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