1. Still-warm sweatpants, teddy bear fresh t-shirt
ELAPSED TIME: 45 seconds
2. Crisply ironed khakis, spring fresh boxers, starched shirt
ELAPSED TIME: 12 hours
3. Jeans, clean hoodie, boxers worn for like 5-minutes the day before (so still clean)
ELAPSED TIME: 3 days
4. Clean khakis, shirt, boxers with Febreze sprayed along asscrack area
ELAPSED TIME: 5 days
5. Wrinkled khakis with freshly purchased socks and boxers
ELAPSED TIME: 7 days
6. Jeans and hoodie with dirty boxers (now with rubbing alcohol instead of Febreze)
ELAPSED TIME: 10 days
7. Jeans and hoodie (no boxers)
ELAPSED TIME: 12 days
8. Jeans and hoodie (no boxers)
ELAPSED TIME: 13 days
9. Jeans and hoodie, see if boxers have become "air cleaned"
ELAPSED TIME: 15 days
10. Jeans and hoodie (no boxers)
ELAPSED TIME: 16 days
11. Sweatpants, no shirt, blue blazer
ELAPSED TIME: 18 days
12. Jeans and hoodie with stolen doggy menstruation diaper
ELAPSED TIME: 20 days
13. Post-Halloween clearance sale Superman costume
ELAPSED TIME: 25 days
14. Jeans and hoodie with Superman tights on inside (Febrezed along super asscrack)
ELAPSED TIME: 30 days
14. Tuxedo
ELAPSED TIME: 45 days
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
by David Siegel
by CH Staff
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's like a TV show that makes you want to buy body wash.
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
Recording...
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