Do you want to go out with us?
Do you have any friends of your own?
My parents are visiting tomorrow.
Get rid of any booze or condoms, bring out the bibles.
I had a shitty day.
Let's get drunk and eat our emotions away.
Brad's sleeping over tonight.
We're having sex. Find somewhere to crash.
Facebook's your life!
Facebook IS your life.
Does something smell funny?
When's the last time you did your laundry?
Do you play any sports?
DDR doesn't count.
Does this shirt look too tight?
Is this what the Freshman 15 looks like?
Are you going home this weekend?
Please go home this weekend.
Aren't those the clothes you wore last night?
You're a slut.
by monica and colleen at DePaul
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by CH Staff
What the world's Facebook news feed might look like this week.
This is what's wrong with America ;-)
The real lyrics are finally released
Owner of a Lonely Heart and Smooth Criminal, violin style. Classic music just got more classical.
Get money get paid.
That's just wrong.
Take the quiz and see how much of a loser you really are!
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