Everyone gets bored on AIM once in a while. Your friends are all drinking at some creepy frat party, while sporting the away message, "I KnOw I HaVe CiRrHoSiS BuT I DoN't CaRe...DrInK On!!!!! WhOoOoOo!!!!" And that other girl you talk to sometimes is stressing over that midterm or the paper she has to write for that class that she's so worried about. She's a bitch. Get a real major, not one where you already know everything. It's like being a Japanese kid and majoring in Pokemon.
Anyway, so you're talk/typing with that one other person, be it your significant other, your grandma, or that kid with braces from high school who you're only friends with because you did that one history project together. You didn't even want to. Everyone else already had a partner. Here are some gAIMes you can play to liven up the day when you should be facebooking or something:
THE SENTENCE GAIME:
This is a fun one in which you and your buddy take turns writing single words in an attempt to make a meaningful, hilarious, or demeaning sentence. Example(s):
ImSoCool1324: sentence game?
ButtVirgin980: hokay, I'll go first
ButtVirgin980: bloody
ImSoCool1324: fingers
ButtVirgin980: in
ImSoCool1324: your
ButtVirgin980: butthole
ImSoCool1324: make
ButtVirgin980: me
ImSoCool1324: feel
ButtVirgin980: smiley.
Hilarity ensues
Boyfriend: You ready baby?
Girlfriend: ok
Boyfriend: you go first
Girlfriend: flowers
Boyfriend: don't
Girlfriend: smell
Boyfriend: like
Girlfriend: dirty
Boyfriend: vagina
Girlfriend: because
Boyfriend: yours
Girlfriend: is
Boyfriend: disgusting
X-Girlfriend: ...fuck you
ACRONYMS:
Everyone has used the terms "lol" and "wtf," right? Well, what if we used these acronyms for everything said? This is a good way to have fun, get a headache, or to just kick the shit out of your keyboard. Note: this game is only really fun if you and your buddy are only kinda good at figuring out acronyms. If you're to good, it's boring. If you both suck ass, you'll want you punch the screen. Example(s):
This is a conversation between John and Craig. John went to a party the night before and saw Craig's girlfriend there:
JiggaWhaaat776: ydwgo?
ChillaxaDawg9: nmmhay?
JiggaWhaaat776: ijgbftpaiwc
ChillaxaDawg9: onwdicbimto
JiggaWhaaat776: ymtiswygmsgmabj
ChillaxaDawg9: wtf?
JiggaWhaaat776: sgmabj
ChillaxaDawg9: wdsgy?
JiggaWhaaat776: bj
ChillaxaDawg9: fy
You can also combine this game with the sentence gAIMe to have even more fun:
Boyfriend: yrb?
Girlfriend: o
Boyfriend: ygf
Girlfriend: f
Boyfriend: d
Girlfriend: s
Boyfriend: l
Girlfriend: d
Boyfriend: v
Girlfriend: b
Boyfriend: y
Girlfriend: i
Boyfriend: d
X-Girlfriend: ...fy
Note: you should always be careful when playing this game. Your partner may be saying something completely different from what you might understand:
bj = blow job, not blueberry jam
THE STRANGER GAIME:
This game is fun because it's just like meeting someone for the first time in a chat room, but without the uncertainty about whether or not the other person has the appropriate genitalia according to your standards. You and your buddy chat as if you were meeting for the very first time. But you can feel confident because you already know this person. It's also fun for role playing if the person you're talking to is your significant other. It's can be a good lead into a nice session of cybering. Or, you can jump right in and totally cyber the fuck out of your unsuspecting girlfriend and blame it on the game...no fault to you. Example(s):
LoverBoy777: hey what's up?
BabyGurl6721: nothing much, u?
LoverBoy777: you come here alone?
BabyGurl6721: huh?
LoverBoy777: ...
BabyGurl6721: oh I get it...yeah I just came here with a few of my girlfriends
LoverBoy777: I see, I see...you seeing anybody?
BabyGurl6721: yeah, I have a really great boyfriend
LoverBoy777: oh yeah? Who is this guy?
BabyGurl6721: it's you, baby!!!
LoverBoy777: oh! Yay!!!
Or:
KoolSk8R1768: hey hottie
SurferGrrl2005: ...hey?
KoolSk8R1768: whats ur name?
SurferGrrl2005: huh? Oh, this game?
KoolSk8R1768: wanna get outta here?
SurferGrrl2005: um...I guess so...Kyle I have studying to do
KoolSk8R1768: ooooooh yeah, you're so hot
SurferGrrl2005: ...yeah
KoolSk8R1768: yeah, baby. Do it just like that
SurferGrrl2005: Kyle, I'm not doing anything
KoolSk8R1768: oh my god, you're such a nasty nasty girl. Oh yeah you fucking slut
SurferGrrl2005: can we please know each other now?
KoolSk8R1768: oh fuck yeah
So there you have it. These are only three of many gAIMes you and your buddies can play online. Be careful who you play with, and what you say. These games have the potential to make or break Internet relationships. Don't be stupid and tell everyone about the blueberry jams you got from other guys' girlfriends. But all in all, there's only one more piece of advice I can give: dnsatywrlbtwfweatycngb.
PLAY SAFE!!!
by Seano at UC Davis
by Scott Bennett at Hofstra
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