Thoughts vs. Position in line at Starbucks

15th- Shit, how are there three Starbucks on this block and still 15 people in line.

14th- I should really try something different.

13th- What do I waaaannt. Hm what's that new skinny cinnamon latte...mmm.

12th- Hah! LeKara...who names their kid LeKara. Pshh, she would get a venti frappuccino with whipped cream.

11th- Wait, how much money do I have...a dollar...3 dollars...

10th- Whoops dropped a quarter...ah and a dime...crap. "Excuse me, I dropped my...it's right by your foot...nevermind."

9th- "I know it's just 25 cents...no I just dropped it, how did you not see me...look it's my fucking quarter."

8th- Ooo blueberry muffins!

7th- Almost there, shit. Figure it out! Just choose something. Don't look like an asshole up there.

6th- Dolce...what does that even mean!?

5th- Maybe I'll get a grande caramel frappuccino, or a latte, yea yea a latte.

4th- Or a java chip frap.

3rd- No, definitely a latte.

2nd- "What? Me? Him? Have you orde-- is it me? Oh sorry, um okay I'll have...."

1st- "Uhh, I'll have a...a uh...I'll just have a coffee...medium, yea grande whatever." Damnit I had coffee at home.

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