15th- Shit, how are there three Starbucks on this block and still 15 people in line.
14th- I should really try something different.
13th- What do I waaaannt. Hm what's that new skinny cinnamon latte...mmm.
12th- Hah! LeKara...who names their kid LeKara. Pshh, she would get a venti frappuccino with whipped cream.
11th- Wait, how much money do I have...a dollar...3 dollars...
10th- Whoops dropped a quarter...ah and a dime...crap. "Excuse me, I dropped my...it's right by your foot...nevermind."
9th- "I know it's just 25 cents...no I just dropped it, how did you not see me...look it's my fucking quarter."
8th- Ooo blueberry muffins!
7th- Almost there, shit. Figure it out! Just choose something. Don't look like an asshole up there.
6th- Dolce...what does that even mean!?
5th- Maybe I'll get a grande caramel frappuccino, or a latte, yea yea a latte.
4th- Or a java chip frap.
3rd- No, definitely a latte.
2nd- "What? Me? Him? Have you orde-- is it me? Oh sorry, um okay I'll have...."
1st- "Uhh, I'll have a...a uh...I'll just have a coffee...medium, yea grande whatever." Damnit I had coffee at home.
by Jeff Rosenberg at NYU
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by The Librarianist
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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(at which point the dog wins the game)
MMMMMMMM sexy
Gallant says, “please” and “thank you.” Goofus once killed a hooker because she got mouthy.
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Recording...
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