The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesProfessor changes to slide that shows the quote: "Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand." [Anonymous]
Champion of the Front Row: Who is Anonymous?
While talking about the possibility of the Buffalo Bills moving to Toronto.
Genius: If the Bills moved to Toronto would the still be called the Buffalo Bills?
Teacher: Um....no
Professor: So because of the Dead Sea Scrolls, we know that the Bible has been essentially unchanged for thousands of years.
The Brilliance: So, what exactly do Dead Sea Squirrels have to do with the bible?
When the professor was referring to the crosswalks that beep so blind people know to walk...
Einstein Jr.: How does it know when the person is blind?
20 minutes into a test where a scantron was passed out with the tests
Valedictorian: Does anyone have an extra scantron?
Confounded Professor: You need another?
Valedictorian: I didn't know we were supposed to bring one.
Professor: They were passed out with the test.
by Michael J Weingarth at UPenn
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
"Heartless outfielder catches the last home run attempt of his terminally ill opponent."
Times New Roman and friends battle the forces of evil.
An illustration of the difference between sober and drunk.
100% gibberish and still funnier than Carlos Mencia.
Firefox announced exciting new features- here are 5 of the best ones.
Now That's My Kinda Bar Tender.
They say that justice is blind, he's also mute.
An montage of cinema's most gruesome thumbed eye-gouges, from "Blade Runner" to "Evil Dead."
Pure domination on all levels.
I think this commercial is trying to rob me.