Career Evaluation

by Nate Thomas on March 02, 2008
I paid a visit to Career Services to help me figure out what to do with my life after college. "hey had me put together a list of possible career choices and then give reasons why I would and would not be suited for that job.  plus ( ) is a positive trait, a minus (-) is a negative trait.

Lawn Service
I love grass
-Most companies drug test
I smell like gasoline and dirt and I'm ok with it
-My lawn mower is electric
-I don't speak Spanish
Rapper
I make it rain
I feel comfortable saying ˜nigga'
I'm good at word play
-I'm not good at gun play
-My pants fit
-Ice makes my neck cold
-All my teeth are real
Boxer
I look good shirtless and sweaty
-I don't look good shirtless, sweaty, and unconscious
Radio DJ
I have a face for radio
-I have a voice for writing
Teacher
Schoolgirl uniforms are HOTT
-Pedophilia isn't³o much
Being on the same page mentally with 10 year-olds becomes an asset rather than a maturity issue
Reality TV Star
-I'm not a minority and/or crazy
Drug Dealer
-I'm not a minority and/or crazy
Inmate
-I'm not a minority and/or crazy
Politician
I never lie
-That previous statement is actually not true
That previous statement is actually not true
Secretaries are hot too
-Underage pages are not
I have questionable morals
-I do still have morals
-I only want to help white people
Cowboy
-My ass chafes easily
I love cowgirls
Especially reverse cowgirl

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