December 12

Dear Mr. Clause,

I would like a Mighty Max. Preferably the Mighty Max Conquers the Palace of Poison edition.

Sincerely,

Anton Chigurh - Aged....6.

December 15

Dear little Anton,

Ha ha ha, I will gladly bring you a toy, however I think I'll bring you one that's a little less violent then what you asked for, and usually children say please and thank you when asking for gifts.

Love,

Santa

December 17

Dear........Friendo,

Does your job include censuring? Perhaps there is a liability involved that I am unaware of? Please tell me which one it is that gives you justification to deny me the toy I desire. As for the matter of manners, I don't see the reason why these choice of words somehow seem to coerce people into doing things that must be done. But sense this seems to be the case with you, "Please", bring me my Mighty Max.

Patiently,

Anton Chigurh

P.S. The nature of your laugh seems to be missing its... promiscuous character...

December 19, 9:15am

Dear little Anton,

Of course I meant ho ho ho. Now I'd like to bring you that toy, but I think your behavior has been very reckless and dishonest as of la-



December 19, 9:16am

Dear Santa,

You're starting to sound like my father and...Hmmm. "Little Anton"...thought my father is the only man with enough vanity to call me that...

Skeptically,

Anton Chigurh



December 19, 10:15am

Dear Little Anton,

Ha ha I'm defiantly Santa...

December 19, 11:00am

Dear Little Anton,

Anton?...

December 19, 11:01am

Dear Little Anton,

Nooooooooooooo! Ugh!