My grandma kept complaing about how she couldn't get her new alarm clock to stop displaying 12:00. I went up to her room and took the sticker off of the display screen.
-Brett from Ohio State
A friends grandmother recently asked him, "Will I be able to receive my Gmail through the internet?"
-Michael from University of Texas-Arlington
We decided to get my dad a new laptop, and his first words upon opening it up were, "Thank God! All the keys are in the same place. I thought I was going to have to learn a whole new setup."
-Dan from Framingham State.
This is the notepad my grandfather keeps next to his computer:

by 105%-O-Matic at Bucks County Community College
by Jeff Rubin at Penn State
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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(at which point the dog wins the game)
MMMMMMMM sexy
Gallant says, “please” and “thank you.” Goofus once killed a hooker because she got mouthy.
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