My grandma kept complaing about how she couldn't get her new alarm clock to stop displaying 12:00. I went up to her room and took the sticker off of the display screen.
-Brett from Ohio State
A friends grandmother recently asked him, "Will I be able to receive my Gmail through the internet?"
-Michael from University of Texas-Arlington
We decided to get my dad a new laptop, and his first words upon opening it up were, "Thank God! All the keys are in the same place. I thought I was going to have to learn a whole new setup."
-Dan from Framingham State.
This is the notepad my grandfather keeps next to his computer:

by 105%-o-matic at Bucks County Community College
by Jeff Rubin at Penn State
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
"Heartless outfielder catches the last home run attempt of his terminally ill opponent."
Times New Roman and friends battle the forces of evil.
An illustration of the difference between sober and drunk.
100% gibberish and still funnier than Carlos Mencia.
Firefox announced exciting new features- here are 5 of the best ones.
Now That's My Kinda Bar Tender.
They say that justice is blind, he's also mute.
An montage of cinema's most gruesome thumbed eye-gouges, from "Blade Runner" to "Evil Dead."
Pure domination on all levels.
I think this commercial is trying to rob me.