Ok, so as we all know, I love to observe relationships and people in general. I have currently been observing my roomate and her love-triangle... Seriously, choices need to be made. In my opinion, neither one is worth the effort, and both are very annoying in their own way. First, however, let us start with Mr. Crazy/Needy/can't get a life separate from you/etc...etc...

1. No means no in all contexts. No, I will not have sex with you. No, I don't want you to come over... Does not translate to. Of course I want to have sex with you! or Please come over I need you now. Yeah, get over yourself.

2. Five calls a day is not necessary. How about this, write down everything you want to say and then make one call :) yeyeye I like it. OR Don't call at all? That one works too. If somebody doesn't answer the first time, why in the hell would they answer on the fourth?

3. I'm sorry that you revolved your life around that one special person and now that its over you don't have any friends. That sucks... Deal with it and make new friends. It's not that hard. I think a simple Hey, What's UP? will suffice. Unless you are a creeper... You should probably stop that, too.

4. I also apologize that my education is much more important than our relationship. I only pay thousands upon thousands of dollars to attend this university... I mean, thats cool if you like throwing money away like that, but I kind of have these things called... goals and aspirations.... Do you know what those are?

If she likes these kind of interactions, then by all means, go ahead. I just don't like the fact that it integrates itself into my life. Drama and I don't really go together... Now onto the current beau. Well, they both are currently occurring, but she is "officially" dating this one.

1. Why would a person attending a big ten school want to date an unemployed gamer who doesn't attend any college, not even online...?

2. I love it when he talks about how life would be if it were an anime. Yessss! I am going to be a NINJA when I grow up and have limited facial expressions in cartoon motion!!!

3. I also love that he is completely socially awkward... Like when I say, hey, I need to get dressed, and he just stares at me... Yeah, that means maybe you should get out of the room and stop eating my food. Believe me... You don't need it. You don't drink? Oh, I couldn't tell by your poundage...

4. If you can't afford to stay in a hotel, then maybe you shouldn't travel... Just a thought. You could always sleep in a park. Oooooh wouldn't that be the perfect date??? Babe, I have this romantic night of stargazing planned for us. Then, you guys start doin the deed and the cops show up. Instead of a romantic night under the stars you get a romantic night behind bars, but instead of your old lover, you have a new one named Tiny... Its a metaphor because the next morning you aren't feelin like he was so tiny.